The turtle can't go out to play,
Or sell his house or rent it;
For when he moves, His house moves too And nothing can prevent it. -- Unknown
Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various jokes that pass through.
I was flipping pages and found "Turtles have such tiny ears!"
I couldn't remember the joke. After searching everyone's memory banks, one of the folks remembered:
"Why is turtle wax so expensive?"
