Two snakes were crawling along
when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?"
The other replied, "You're darn right we are!
We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction.
~Charles R. Magel
