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A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.
"Sit, Fluffy," she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.
"I said SIT, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and pees.
The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "FLUFFY!! WILL YOU BE GOOD?!"
Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office.
As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says: "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare, and I can't do a thing with it!"
Sit Fluffy
The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul.
--Linda Knight
Is Bugs Bunny allergic to carrots?
No, but the fellow who voiced Bugs for many years was. Mel Blanc, longtime radio personality and the only one of many voice actors at the old Warner Brothers cartoon unit to receive a screen credit (he got it in lieu of a raise) was allergic to the orange vegetable. Unfortunately, while voicing the rascally rabbit he was required to chew on something to mimic the ol' bunny's mannerisms. Many vegetables were tried, but none sounded like a carrot. He finally had to resort to chewing up the carrots and spitting them out between takes.
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