Vegetables are good, but only if there is nothing sugary around to eat instead.

It is okay to smell bad, as long as I am furry and cute.

Nipping is acceptable, as long as I have an innocent look and a cute face.

There might be something better to eat at the bottom of my dish. I should always dig all the food out just to make sure.

Chewing on the wire is a great way to relieve boredom.

I should always go pee in the litterbox, but if I make little jelly beans on the floor, someone will vaccuum them up.

Jumping up in the air and twisting at the same time and grinding my teeth together softly are both the proper ways to tell someone I am happy and that I love them.

Stomping my hind feet on the ground is the perfect way to display my attitude problem.

If there is a majour function coming up where I should look good, the time to look my worst is right in time for that function.

It is okay to bite people if they are messing with you. At least they give me something called a " disqualification" and leave me alone.

Eating paper is fun, especially if it is an important paper that might be needed later.

To keep people from bothering me, grunting and lunging at them usually works.

Just about anything is worth doing, as long as I get a sugary treat for doing it. 1. He sits still, in a perfect pose, long enough for you to take a picture of him.
What I Have Learned From My Rabbits
"I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room."   - Rodney Dangerfield
Degus as Pets
The Degu (pronounced "Day-goo") is a fairly large rodent (10-12 inches including the tail) native to Chile. They are pretty new in the pet trade but they are quite good pets. They are very social, which means they should ideally live with at least one other degu, but their social nature makes them farily easy to tame and handle too. Unlike some other rodents, they are not nocturnal, which makes them a bit easier to live wtih, too.   http://glclk.about.com/?zi=11/1fDf