A man in New York City is walking down the street with a pig on a leash.
A police officer approaches the man and says
"Hey mister, don't you know it's illegal to have a pig as a pet in the city"?
The man replies "No sir. What should I do?"
The police officer says "Why don't you take him to the zoo"?
"Good idea" says the man.
The next day the police officer sees the man walking the pig down the
street again only this time the pig is wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The police officer says to the man
"Hey, I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo."
The man replies
"I did, and he liked it so much that today I thought I would take him to the ball game."
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. ~Carl van Vechten
Choosing an Exotic Pet
Some exotics -- snakes, for example, or small rodents -- make excellent pets for people with limited space, as well as providing great conversation starters at the housewarming party. However, exotic pets have their own special issues to take into account, so think carefully before you buy.