1. Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.

2. Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!

3. Cat: Sharpen claws on one stinking curtain and it's curtains.

4. Parrot: Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy humans ever really give me a cracker?

5. Cat: Why are these people in my house?

6. Dog: What the ... HEY!!! I didn't even sign a consent form for that surgery. Help, Legal Council!!!!

7. Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!"

Pet Pet-Peeves
What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat.
- - - Gail Hamilton
Is your cat extremely nervous and reluctant to be placed in her cat carrier? Consider placing some catnip on a towel in the carrier before you place her inside. This may relieve some of the anxiety of your traveling cat.
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