Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Maryland household.
"It's been a long time." the first said. "How's everything?"
"Great!" the second replied. "I have three brothers in pharmaceutical testing and a sister in heart research."
Animals give me more pleasure through the viewfinder of a camera than they ever did in the crosshairs of a gunsight. And after I've finished "shooting," my unharmed victims are still around for others to enjoy. I have developed a deep respect for animals. I consider them fellow living creatures with certain rights that should not be violated any more than those of humans. ~Jimmy Stewart
