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Soup Solution
Lots of people talk to animals.... Not very many listen, though.... That's the problem.
~Benjamin Hoff
The world record frog jump is 33 feet 5.5 inches over the course of 3 consecutive leaps, achieved in May 1977 by a South African sharp-nosed frog called Santjie.
Customer:
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter:
Don't worry, sir. The frog should surface any moment now.
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