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The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding FERRETS inside his firewood shed."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no FERRETS. They swear at the neighbors and leave.
The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"
"Yep."
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
~Nora Ephron
Obesity is not only a problem for many Americans, but also for their pets. To determine if your pet is overweight, gently place your hands over his ribs. With minimal pressure, you should be able to easily feel his ribs. If you are unable to do so, he may be overweight. Ask your veterinarian for help treating this unhealthy condition.
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