Common rules for a ferret that has a house to rule:

1. If you have to go to the toilet the best place is next to the litterbox. Your human will appreciate if you do not get it all messed up, now that it has used time on cleaning it. If you can not do it there, the second best place is right in front of the door.


2. Do not allow closed doors in any room. To open a door, you must dig wildly in the carpet in front of the door. You human might have placed a carpet protection, DO NOT RUIN THE CARPET PROTECTION. Dig in the carpet next to the carpet protection. When the door opens, do your best to imitate a lightning.

3. If a guest seems afraid of you, first examine him, then try to crawl up his pants, to let him get to know you better. If you get stock, it helps to dig.

4. If a guest says something about how sweet you are then bite him in the nose to demonstrate that you also have a playful side.

5. Go with the guests in the bathroom, this is the best time to examine their cloth.

6. If one of your humans is working, sewing, knitting or writing and the other human is doing nothing. Stay with the busy one, crawl into the work, this is called to be helpful.

7. If your human is reading, it is helpful to crawl over the pages of the book. Try to put your head in between the pages to see how far your human is.

8. When you supervise the cooking, you must be right behind the legs of your human. Here you will not bee seen and will therefore easily bee stepped on, only to be picked up and be comforted. If this is done right it causes a tidbit from the guilty human.

9. It is very importent that you sleep during the day, so you are fresh in the best play hour between 02:00 and 04:00 in the morning. It is best if it is in your human's bed so it can play too.

10. Most importent is to start early on the training of your human. Humans can be hard to train, but they will learn if you begin early and are consistent.

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The rules a ferret must follow
My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing. 
~Lonzo Idolswine
Garlic has many uses, not including the basic one's in the food groups. When I was a child, my grandmother used garlic to worm her pets. This method is widely used throughout the country.
Take a small piece of a clove of garlic and give it to your pet the same way you would a worm pill. (but without the usual period of hours starving your babies.) Alternative: Use garlic powder (not garlic salt), sprinkle onto your pets food, the way you would salt and pepper your food.
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