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Thou shalt poop in corners. Thou shalt not use kitty litter. (It is a heathen, CAT thing). Thou shalt spread the heathen thing upon the rug.
Thou shalt bite thy brethren. Thou shalt lick thy humans, except that thou shalt slip in the occasional nip because they don't know what they're missing.
Thou shalt revere milk and other dairy products above all things. (Except for Ferret Vite, which is manna from heaven).
Thou shalt despise anything that is labeled "For Ferrets", food, treats, harnesses.
Thou shalt climb everything in sight and take the good stuff.
When placed in a cage or locked in a room, thou shalt beat loudly upon the door in protest.
Thou shalt LURK and SEEK opportunities.
Thou shalt love and honor shoes and socks.
Thou shalt expose the roots of all plants.
Thou shalt HIDE those things which cannot see the light of day. (You KNOW what they are).
Author Unknown
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
OF FERRETHOOD
"Meow is like aloha -- it can mean anything."
-- Hank Ketchum
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