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TOILET PAPER FACTS
According to a 1999 survey by the Scott Paper Company:
* You can gauge a person's education by whether they read in the bathroom.
* More than 2/3 of the people with a master's degree and doctorates read in the stall.
* Only one in two high school grads read while in the bathroom, and 56 percent of those with college degrees do.
* Fifty four percent of Americans fold their toilet tissue neatly while 35 percent wad it into a ball before using it.
* Seven percent steal rolls of toilet paper (hotels/motels)
* More than sixty percent prefer that their toilet paper roll over the top, twenty nine percent from the bottom. The rest don't care.
On average, there are 333 squares of toilet paper on a roll.
How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes,
proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? ~Rod Serling
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